38 Humor Quotes to lighten your day

Humor is a powerful tool. It can make you feel better, it can make you laugh, and it can even help you to avoid boredom. Here are some Humor quotes.

In this section, we will explore the power of humor and see how we can use it to improve our life. It is hard to believe that humor can make you laugh and also make you happy. However, it is true.

Humor for life helps us to live a better life. It can be used as a medicine for all sorts of problems like depression, stress, and anger. Humor quotes are the best way to understand how humor can change your mood in just a few words.

“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

Terry Pratchett

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

Groucho Marx

“A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.”

Amanda Cross

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

Oscar Wilde

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Albert Einstein

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

Zig Ziglar

“No good deed goes unpunished.”

Oscar Wilde

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

C.E.M. Joad
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“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

Charles M. Schulz

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it’s more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

Cassandra Clare

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

Mae West

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

Mark Twain

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

Jane Austen

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

Douglas Adams

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

George Carlin

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”

Markus Herz

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

Albert Einstein
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“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

Lewis Carroll

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

Jim Henson

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”

Charles J. Sykes

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

Paul Terry

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

Anthony G. Oettinger

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

Jane Austen

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”

Terry Johnson

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

Lemony Snicket

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

Chuck Palahniuk

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”

George V. Higgins

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer”

Douglas Adams

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”

Dr. Seuss

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”

Albert Einstein

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

Oscar Levant

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

Thomas Szasz

“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

Mark Twain

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”

E.B. White

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

Jerome K. Jerome

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