Joseph James Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American podcaster, UFC color commentator, comedian, actor, and former television presenter. Rogan began his career in comedy in August 1988 in the Boston area. In 1994, he signed an exclusive developmental deal with Disney and appeared as an actor on several television shows including Hardball and NewsRadio. In 1997, he started working for the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) as an interviewer and color commentator. Rogan released his first comedy special, I’m Gonna Be Dead Someday in 2000. From 2001 to 2006, he was the host of the game show Fear Factor. In 2009, Rogan launched his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience. Here are some inspiring joe Rogan quotes for everyday life.
“The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout.”
“Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, “What was that?””
“This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.”
“I don’t really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It’s all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh – t out of you.”
“To really appreciate life you got to know you’re going to die.”
“If you attach your mind to any ideology, you’re going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you’re gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.”
“One of the most fascinating lessons I’ve absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.”
“The number one reason why * is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant.”
“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”
“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”
“Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we’re operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.”
“There’s only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You’re dumb, or 2. You’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.”
“Once you understand what excellence is all about… you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.”
“The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I’ve ever used for developing my mind”
Inspiring Joe Rogan quotes
“The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”
“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.”
“A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.”
“Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.”
“Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn’t understand you and doesn’t want to understand you… There’s no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don’t want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don’t want to do. They have no connection to it. That’s the problem with our society…”
“You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you’re not even a piece. You’re just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that’s organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.”
“If life wasn’t real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever”
“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.”
“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.”
“When you snatch little pieces of other people’s lives and try to palm them off as your own, that’s more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.”
“So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.”
“Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.”
“I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you’re sparring or drilling techniques, you can’t think of anything else.”
“There’s a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.”
“The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion”
“Haters…are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”
“Live your life like you’re the hero in your movie.”
“If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.”
“Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.”
“Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.”
“Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.”
“I wouldn’t totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I’m not going to go out of my way.”
Best quotes of Joe Rogan
“You’re just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what’s good about it.”
“Teaching someone that doesn’t know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.”
“There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.”
“I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.”
“Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow… We know that inherently that feels great.”
“In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.”
“For many people the reason why they’re idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn’t work well, it’s that they got in a terrible pattern.”
“I want to make sure that everything that I’m creating, I’m creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that’s the reward that you get for that.”
“I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you… That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement.”
“Choose To Be Inspired.”
“The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.”
“The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.”
“Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other’s sugar. You don’t get there without the other.”
“Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.”
“Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.”
Motivating quotes by joe Rogan
“I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you.”
“For those that have said I seemed dickish to some of the nuttier guests on Joe Rogan Questions Everything – guilty as charged. As the season wore on I lost my patience with some of those folks unfortunately. I think I overdosed on ridiculous/likely fake stories. I certainly learned a lot about the kind of people that invest a large portion of their life on fringe subjects – they’re all white. I think there’s something interesting about the subjects, (UFOS, etc) but the study of them has often been overrun by silly thinking.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
“But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.”
“Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.”
“I do cage fight commentary in my spare time.”
“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”
“Reality really is theater. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.”
“It’s impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that’s required to be an elite wrestler.”